The residents of the Northern Economic Extraction Zone greet you. As do those of the South-East Resource Extraction Zone. We are happy and loyal subjects of the Vancouver-Victoria Co-Prosperity Sphere. We are content to serve you burgers at Wendy's as you travel through our areas.

Do not attempt to adjust your circumstance.
We control your politicians.
We control your economy.
We will make all decisions for you,
[as you are simple hicks who know squat].
Now sit back and pay your taxes as we journey through
the awe and disgust you deserve as residents of everywhere
beyond Hope....